f4pping-h1gh:

when I’m at school, I like to chase my cute fat friends around and grab their packages, and hold them, and feel them up, and hump their butts, 

and if that isn’t enough. I go up to the girls and touch them to. 

to fill the smexual void known as my pelvic area.~~~~

(Source: skatealltheway)

f4pping-h1gh:

tentacle porn.

(Source: skatealltheway)

f4pping-h1gh:

I’m also a self-righteous prick. 

(Source: skatealltheway)

f4pping-h1gh:

by the way, I probably only talk to you or even look at you

because I want something from you

like sex

looooots of sex

sex

sex

sex

nipples

(Source: skatealltheway)

devils—den:

I like the fact that I know tyler pages password on tumblr

you are soon to find out why ^__^

f4pping-h1gh:

o…. and I only get n0tez because of devils—den. 

(Source: skatealltheway)

f4pping-h1gh:

but I actually have no idea what the fuck notes even are, my posts are unoriginal and not funny so follow me

because you obviously want my dick

(Source: skatealltheway)

f4pping-h1gh:

oh yeah, and I have a really small penis, and crabs. 

(Source: skatealltheway)

f4pping-h1gh:

okay so, I’m actually a complete douchebag. 

literally all of my friends agree with me, 
all I think about is sex, there shouldn’t be people like me around. yeah. bye  

(Source: skatealltheway)

When you really miss someone and might never get to see them ever again… :(

zombieinmybutt:

potato